☠ unicorn of death ☠
Your anon is the king/queen of ten dollar words in one dollar sentences. Baby's first thesaurus.

aw

Excuse me miss, but i do believe that you left your ketchup at the office.
Anonymous

what do you want from me?

I'm gonna punch anon in the mouth.

:)

THIS IS NOT NECESSARILY A QUESTION FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY BUT IT IS, IN FACT, AN OBSERVATION TOUCHING ON THE HUMAN ANALYSIS OF THE WRITTEN WORD. I AM NOT YELLING, AS THE USE OF ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS WOULD IMPLY. I AM WHISPERING TO YOU IN THE GENTLEST OF TONES. IT IS MERELY THE INABILITY OF LETTERS TO CONVEY THIS TONE THAT CAUSES THIS CONFLICT OF INTERPRETATIONS. THOUGHTS?
Anonymous

why are there capital and lowercase letters anyway

Under the mask of anonymity there exists a deep compulsion to whatever the imagination may desire at any given time. Currently, i have fallen victim to the subconscious persuasion that your "ask" button instigates. The first question brought to mind is how many, if there is a finite number, questions may i ask before you, the subject, feel some sort of offense toward my inquiries?
Anonymous

 i dont know

With the burning fires of hell heating the desires of my barren, soulless husk of a body, I implore you to answer this riddle: "How's it going?"
Anonymous

i am a mother cat!

hi, how are you

i’m crazy how r u 

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